LOL whenever I piss someone off they comment on my appearance. I like my big nose. It can blow big snots at you. I like my small chest. I can run with them and not have them hurt. And I like my ass, cuz you’re jealous of it.
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Anonymous said: Um, but how do you fuck with unshaved legs?
how are hairy legs an impediment to have sex
what kind of sex are u having that requires 100% shaved legs friend
Foreplay is actually more challenging… kissing your way up a hairy thigh feels weird for both of you. @spacestepmom may be having very unstupendous uninteresting sex
if hair on legs kills ur weak ass foreplay game u were probs never good at it to begin with lmfao
I mean… so… let’s run with the heteronormative and misogynistic scenario for a second put forward by Tumblr user kindlyleavethestage.
Women can’t kiss their way up men’s legs during foreplay, then? It feels weird for you both?
Because it really. Really doesn’t. Like.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Can’t kiss a hairy thigh! God, perish the thought! My god, you know humans are covered in tiny hair, right? The horror! My upper arms! My lower arms! My back! My HEAD!!!!!! Sex is over forever.
Did you know, sex wasn’t a thing until razors were invented?
The more you know!
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