The problem with modern medicine is now we don’t have plagues that kill off thousands of people every few decades. Plagues were good. They killed off the weak, they were an effective form of population control, they were good for the environment, the economy, the social structure, cult leaders to push new religions, pretty much everyone benefited from plagues except the people who were too weak, and since the weak cannot contribute as well as the strong, it is better to have them removed.

I don’t have a conscious. I have kind of the opposite. Like my brain says “hey, you know what’s a bad idea, do that” my subconscious identifies the wrong thing then forces me to do it.

justareallyboredfangirl:

listoflifehacks:

listoflifehacks:

epicwumbology:

listoflifehacks:

au8:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

I swear people who follow listoflifehacks will be the most prepared for a zombie apocalypse

And there’s more where that came from

I can’t believe that i learn more survival skills from tumblr instead of school

Always another ListOfLifeHacks where that came from

You can even use tampons to survive

I swear tumblr is all I need in life.

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titshemsworth:

pachurz:

partyintheusanus:

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT

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Put a hat on it and ask it to bust myths.

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Nick Fury’s favorite drink is chocolate is milk

Nick Fury’s favorite drink is chocolate is milk

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submissivetosir:

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pretzelsnake:

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone
https://31.media.tumblr.com/023adf053339d67322ef5012f7479a5a/tumblr_n8wvm3XXiB1swze9do1_500.jpg

an eggagment ring

DELETE YOUR BLOG 

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I like getting drunk alien with my cats then crying over tv dramas.

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groteleur:

Impressive Places to Take a Date >
sciencefictiongallery:

Ron Walotsky - Omnivore, 1978.

sciencefictiongallery:

Ron Walotsky - Omnivore, 1978.

eristicka:

cinematic gold in 1993 and still cinematic gold in 2014

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